'Mother’s Day' Tagged Posts

'Mother’s Day' Tagged Posts

MOTHERHOOD REVISITED

Around Mother’s Day the old jokes surface again.  Most of us relate.  There are articles such as “Things My Mother Taught Me.”  For example: My mother taught me about anticipation: “Just wait till your father gets home.” My mother taught me about logic:  “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” My mother taught me about…

“YOU’VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD!”

And now, in honor of Mother’s day, a few things your mother said to you which you vowed never to say to your children – things such as:  “We’ll see, maybe later,” or “Shut the door; were you born in a barn?” or “Just wait till your father gets home,” or “I suppose if everyone else jumped off the bridge, you would too,” or “You’re going to poke somebody’s eye out…